East Village, Summer

We interrupt this broadcast for an East Village Rant: The area south of 14th Street, north of Houston, and east of Fifth Avenue is not "the Lower East Side." It is the East Village.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Can you believe people still don't know the name of this neighborhood?Does it look like there's a McNally restaurant near here?
I certainly didn't find these fresh flowers on the Lower East Side.
If this is the Lower East Side, where are all the cabaret licenses?
We were here before the hipsters.